Clever title for an essay on Toddlers and Tiaras?

I wrote a familiar essay on the TLC show "Toddlers and Tiaras", and now I need a clever/funky title...Any ideas?

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3 Responses to “Clever title for an essay on Toddlers and Tiaras?”

  1. deutoplastic says:

    Stage moms and pageant quamsBig dreams and little queens

  2. rodizza says:

    Babies and Bras Little modelsFake Babiesor Child Abuse

  3. bracteolate says:

    How about, “Little Princesses, and the PERVS who watch them? “